“Alientampon” is a German made three minute short film designed to look like a trailer for an actual full-length movie. This bad boy is so bad it is likely to end up being a cult-classic sometime down the road, but not just now -- this short is simply wrong.
A product of Chinzilla Films this bizarre storyline was conceived and created by director Zan Zenker
( Nachttankstelle Reloaded) and Hanno von Contzen.
The plot centers around a self-absorbed high school student who seems to always get what she wants and she doesn’t care who she has to step on to get her way. After the crash of an alien vessel the blood of the alien inhabitant somehow gets absorbed by her tampon that gets knocked out of her purse during a confrontation with some other girls. Once she uses the tampon she mutates into a sharp-toothed, near zombie like killing machine with the ability to turn others into her new form.
Yeah. I said it was bizarre and just plain wrong, yet at the same time I found it hard to look away for the length of the short.
The special effects are pretty cool and if this had been a full-length film they would have been 90% of its budget because the acting is a bit amateurish.
And, like I said - the concept of an alien blood soaked tampon is just wrong!
For special effects I give an 8 out of 10.
For acting I give it a 2 out of 10.
For concept and vision ... hmmm ... Just Wrong!
“Alientampon” -- bound to be a classic.